'Poro Calon Bapak' Gank Goes to Malang

One weeks ago, we have short trip in South Malang by visiting several tourist sites in 2 days. we have visited Bolu-bolu beach, Banyu Anjlok waterfall, and Lenggoksono beach. Both of them located adjacent and can be accessed at once using speed boat. Lenggoksono beach is the entrance beach before we lead to Bolu-bolu and Banyu Anjlok. Bolu-bolu beach well known as its swimming, snorkeling, and diving spot. While Banyu Anjlok is a waterfall which known as its panoramic water stream, it’s flow falls directly into the sea. 

Due the destination was new and still unpopular so the route was not easy. To go there we spent 5 hours through Sidoarjo, Pandaan, Pasuruan, and Malang city. When we reached Malang city, we still have to pass 30 km of forest road and 15 km of forest tracks. The road classified as mountain pass so it has steep slope around 30 to 35 degree and it's also has so many hairpin turn likes Col de Braus, the name of mountain pass in France. 

When we arrived in Lenggoksono beach we could find food stall, worship, snorkeling-diving rental, and resort. There will be some tour guide too. They will offer you to rent their diving and snorkeling equipment or using their boat. Based on my experience, we will asked to pay IDR 50.000 for each person. Each boat only allowed to take 10 persons. It’s included life vest and 3 tour guide who will help us along the trip. The boat can be rent started from 07.00 AM until the dusk time (around 17.00-18.00 PM). I personally suggest you to rent the boat in the morning, so you can enjoy their service all the day. 

Finally He Got Married !

"Good night everyone, tonight i just want to say "Congratulation" to my best friend Wandi for his wonderful weeding. Finally he got married after 4 years in struggle. Well done dude, you deserve it and hope your new family has wonderful life and live happily ever after. For the bride (i have forgotten her name), please be kind and take care of my friend, he such a good man and i believe that you 're the right women for him, be sakinah mawaddah wa rahmah family"

Fail and Funny Pictures That I Took in 2015

"(Accidentally) Looking to the Sky" by Misbahul Munir

"10 years difference, like have the same age" by Ubay and Fathul

"Intruder Spotted" by Rossa, Siska and Azis

to be continued~

Introducing My Supervisor

His name's Endry, 42 years old but fashioned like teenager. He likes to joking around, even it failed sometimes. He knows a lot about me and he treats me like his own son. That's why i'm so respecting him. Almost every weeks he asking me to join his project in Potteran Island. He such a personage in the island and (maybe) everyone know about him. One more, he never wanted to be respected. He just doing what he have to do to help other peoples.

 Everyone respecting him even he doesn't want to be respected

 What did i said, he never treats me like student and he take a picture of me !  

Random ideas : How to Kill Your Ex

Good night everyone. We meet again tonight. Happily, in this time i will tell you how to kill your ex. But dont worry it just fictional, i never ask you to kill your ex in real life. Here we go, there are my ideas :

1. Kill her directly

You can do it when you meet her in unexpected situation, take any things around you and kill her with it. For the example, Imagine when you invite her for dinner at your home. Then there are spoon, kitchen knife and plate on your table. Which one do you prefer to choose?  If i were you i will choose the spoon. Why choose the spoon, why not choose the sharpest one like knife? Well, if you kill her with the knife she will die quickly, she wont feel any pain and it's not funny enough to do.

2. Using Romantic Words

you dont have to meet her to do this trick, so easy. Chat her on the night when she has a birthday. Tell her that you still loving her and want to marry her soon. Send every nostalgic photos to her. Give her some deadly words like "would you marry me?" or "I want to live together with you".  Wait until she say "yes" then you can reply the chat with one sentences, "sorry it was joke". I bet she die curiously

3. Tickling

The best way to kill someone with so much pain is tickling. There are some advantages using this way. First, she will die with smile on her face. Second, at least she wont feel any pain. Third, she will not bleeding and there is no clues left behind the crime scene. Don't forget to use surgical gloves to hide your fingerprint then throw away after using it.

Okay, I think its enough for today and before the end of this section i just wanna say 
"My ex still alive, she is not die yet and i won't kill her" 
Good night !