Random ideas : How to Kill Your Ex

Good night everyone. We meet again tonight. Happily, in this time i will tell you how to kill your ex. But dont worry it just fictional, i never ask you to kill your ex in real life. Here we go, there are my ideas :

1. Kill her directly

You can do it when you meet her in unexpected situation, take any things around you and kill her with it. For the example, Imagine when you invite her for dinner at your home. Then there are spoon, kitchen knife and plate on your table. Which one do you prefer to choose?  If i were you i will choose the spoon. Why choose the spoon, why not choose the sharpest one like knife? Well, if you kill her with the knife she will die quickly, she wont feel any pain and it's not funny enough to do.

2. Using Romantic Words

you dont have to meet her to do this trick, so easy. Chat her on the night when she has a birthday. Tell her that you still loving her and want to marry her soon. Send every nostalgic photos to her. Give her some deadly words like "would you marry me?" or "I want to live together with you".  Wait until she say "yes" then you can reply the chat with one sentences, "sorry it was joke". I bet she die curiously

3. Tickling

The best way to kill someone with so much pain is tickling. There are some advantages using this way. First, she will die with smile on her face. Second, at least she wont feel any pain. Third, she will not bleeding and there is no clues left behind the crime scene. Don't forget to use surgical gloves to hide your fingerprint then throw away after using it.

Okay, I think its enough for today and before the end of this section i just wanna say 
"My ex still alive, she is not die yet and i won't kill her" 
Good night !